Saturday, June 12, 2004

Slough election won on roll of a dice

BBC NEWS reports that: "Two candidates in Slough were forced to roll a dice to decide the outcome of the election after two recounts failed to split them. The Tory beat the independent." I've never heard of such a way to decide a democratic election!
This, for my sins, was my town of birth and, fittingly, the setting for Ricky Gervais' "The Office". A village originally known as Upton-cum-Chalvey as it first grew organically from a a muddy puddle (a slough) with a coaching inn, then faster with the advent of rail and the telegraph (the high tech of the day which enabled a criminal escaping from London to be nabbed by the rozzers at Slough railway station). Growth then artificially accelerated between the world wars by an influx of migrants from Wales , Ireland and the north of England together with a massive building program of council housing. While Slough was very successful in terms of employment, housing, social welfare etc, my memories are of a rather bleak and characterless place. When I first ventured away in my teens and discovered historic and wealthy places nearby like Datchet, Eton & Windsor on one side and Ivor Heath (when Pinewood Studios was still in full swing) on the other side, I could not help but see my home town in a poorer light. Mind you, that was in the '70's and I was drawn to the bohemian tribal lifestyle of collective living and pretty well anti-everything-that-was-straight. God, I was so immature! Now I understand why parents worry so much about their children.

1 comment:

David said...

Regarding the rolling of the dice, this happened in the Langley St.Marys ward; the Conservative candidate,Mr.Cryer, rolling a 5 against the unfortunate Independant,a Mr. Dwyer,who rolled a 2.
Full results (taken from www.slough.info):

Turnout..........42.3 %
Electorate....5218
Invalid votes....13


Cllr Terry William Brennan .(Con)....691..32%

Cllr Derek Ernest Cryer......(Con)....711.."dice 5"

Timothy Charles Williams...(Con)....618

Thomas William Kelly........(Lab)....675..31%

Patricia Josephine O'Connor(Lab)....606

Cllr Ronald William Sibley...(Con)....679

Neil James Arnold............(ILR)....783..36%

Pauline Florence Key.........(ILR)....769

Jeremiah 'Jerry' Dwyer.......(ILR)....711.."dice 2"